July312014

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via maidmers)

July302014
kanyewesticle:

I’m speechless.

kanyewesticle:

I’m speechless.

(via forrestbug)

1PM
wearelike-smallpotatoes:

zomey:

My bosses daughter wanted hair like mine for her schools Crazy Hair day, so I took on that 14” challenge and put it up for her n walked her to school . Needless to say she’s very popular in that bodunk town now :p

This is the CUTEST FUCKING THING AHHG

wearelike-smallpotatoes:

zomey:

My bosses daughter wanted hair like mine for her schools Crazy Hair day, so I took on that 14” challenge and put it up for her n walked her to school . Needless to say she’s very popular in that bodunk town now :p

This is the CUTEST FUCKING THING AHHG

(via mrsjett)

12PM
“Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.” the greatest thing i have ever read (via seabelle)

(Source: howitzerliterarysociety, via mrsjett)

11AM

sirtophatthethird:

wayfaring-mermaid:

specialagentofthelamb:

This woman deserves a round of applause and a throne of gold. This is the most realistic & amazing thing for someone to say for this generation of students. I wasn’t able to go to college this year because my parents can’t afford to send me and I had every scholarship, grant, loan known to man and it still wouldn’t work. Finally someone gets it!

Preach!

WHAT DOES IT TAKE FOR PEOPLE TO REALIZE THIS?!

SO MANY OTHER COUNTRIES EITHER PAY FOR THEIR POPULATIONS’ EDUCATION OR JUST WRITE OFF THE BILL IF DOESN’T GET PAID FOR.

THE WAY THE AMERICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM WORKS IS BACKWARDS AND MANGLED.

(Source: futomato, via mrsjett)

11AM

labyrinth-of-lucifer:

Omfg this is perfect and look at how old this movie is like wow we are a slow as fuck at getting shit through our heads

(Source: thatwetshirt, via mrsjett)

10AM
10AM
July292014

hipsterinatardis:

stopdreamingstarttrolling:

he just can’t let it go

None of us can

(via assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis)

July282014
  • things I should be doing: reading
  • things I want to do: read
  • thing that I am putting off for no conceivable reason: reading
July262014

ambrister:

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

I AM DEAD

(via assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis)

3PM
1PM

bethdesu:

princess-peachie:

Bunny massage | [X] - SpicaSirius

AWWW MY GOD LITTLE BABY <3

(via introvertedgeek)

12PM

vengeanceandrevenge:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

That last gif, though.

Julia Gillard is actually my favourite ever.

(Source: splintmail, via vitriolictrollop)

1AM

Ok so I was watching Atlantis: The Lost Empire (again)…

rivendellbitch:

originally-remarkable:

rivendellbitch:

And I noticed something…

so this is the first time we see the king of Atlantis, right? 

image

Then he says this while his wife is drawn into the heart of Atlantis:

image

Notice how he’s not looking away. The next time we see the king, he is blind.

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DOES THIS MEAN HE LOOKED INTO THE HEART OF ATLANTIS, RISKED LOSING HIS SIGHT, JUST SO HE COULD SEE HIS WIFE ONE LAST TIME??????

JUST FUCKING STOP RIGHT THERE

CANT STOP WONT STOP

(via assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis)

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